why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
don't judge my taste in strippers
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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