White coat. Heels.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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