Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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