We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Dick very happy bro
I would fuck him just for his dog
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize
