We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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