i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Randomize
