he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I look excited, but its just a facade.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Randomize
