So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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