Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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