Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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