I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
