Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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