i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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