chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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