He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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