SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
