She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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