do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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