What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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