now i know why i became what i already was.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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