I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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