i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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