People in love make me want to vomit
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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