I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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