Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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