Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
you made out with another girl for some wings
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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