We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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