The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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