Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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