sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Say something about gay babies.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You've changed since you got that strap on
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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