I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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