What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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