even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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