Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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