Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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