How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Princesses don't give blow jobs
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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