you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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