dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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