ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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