Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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