Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
