'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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