Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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