I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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