no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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