I met the friendliest cop last night
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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