Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Threesome in a minivan. New low
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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