Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Can I color on your dick again?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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