: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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