ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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