Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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