so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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