Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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