Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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